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26 septembre 2014

The Mortal Instruments City of Bones 2013 [HDrip] Download

Publié par Veris Tennvic dans Action, Adventure, Fantasy
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Language: English
Runtime: 130 min
Subtitles: German
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The Mortal Instruments City of Bones 2013 torrent

Year: 2013
Director: Harald Zwart
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Stars: Lily Collins, Jamie Campbell Bower, Robert Sheehan
Review: This was terrible.Honestly. Terrible. Ive seen Jonah Hex and Catwoman at the cinema, (yes I paid real money to see both movies), so trust me to recognise a bad movie when I see it. This was worse than Percy Jackson. Go see that instead. Ive read the books for this, the entire Book 1 and 2 and Ive skimmed the key parts of 3. It does not help. People are saying that it might have been better if you read the books? NO.This is a horrible adaptation. Its in the vicinity of Eragon bad.I am not lying. If youre asking yourself, should I watch this movie? the answer is NO. Theres nothing to gain. If you generally like bad movies, then feel free, (sometimes you just get the urge for a stinker, this is fact), but otherwise – avoid. The writing is atrocious. The direction is atrocious. Some of the lines will crawl your blood, even if youre the youngest most movie-naive teenage girl in existence. There are scenes thatll make you feel embarrassed for the actors. Im serious. There is this one scene that is so cheesy… I cant even describe it, but its like all the cheese and all the corny from all five twilight movies condensed into 30-45 seconds.This makes the Twilight Saga look worthy of an Academy Award. Every single joke falls flat. Every single one. Jace is supposed to be the witty one, and hes supposed to have this banter-prone persona – he doesnt. This Jace is almost shy. The dialogue is horrendous. The clichés hit you so hard you start thinking its a parody halfway through, (it isnt). Geezus. The Tudors king guy is in it, but he cant save it. I think his appearance was the proverbial nail, in fact. The end is almost incomprehensible as you just lose yourself in a storm of clichés. The movies plot contradicts all logic and all pathways of common sense, and Im not exaggerating here.Now, I grant that the source material wouldnt win any awards either. There wont be any Team Jace or Team Simon T shirts on sale. Not sure how many Clary fans there are in the world, but Id guess, not much because the original book characters are not the best characters ever. The books plot isnt the most original thing ever. The books themselves are crap, being honest, but theyre tolerable crap. This movie takes that crap and makes crap soup with it. They bring the crap to a boil. They season it… All the better to bring out that smoky crap flavour. Movie adaptations seldom ever are better than the book, (and I count LOTR as the only exception), but when the bar was set this low, you have to ask How did they F this up? They had a decent cast. Decent acting too… Its just the writing! Its like the first draft of a screenplay that gets hammered out in a dark latrine while the writer is suffering from food poisoning. Who approves this stuff? Really. Who signed off on this as a good idea. Somewhere along the way, while this movie was being made, someone should have said NO. I feel like this movie should have some controversy to it. Someone should have stormed off the set. I feel like drugs were involved? Maybe? Mindblowingly bad. The opposite of epic. Painful and embarrassing to watch. Hands down the worst movie of the year.And theres going to be a sequel? NO. Say NO, people. Just say NO.


12 septembre 2014

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 2014 Download

Publié par Veris Tennvic dans Action, Adventure, Fantasy
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Size: 815 mb
Files: 3

Language: English
Runtime: 142 min
Subtitles: German
Frame Rate: 23.9 fps
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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 2014 torrent

Year: 2014
Director: Marc Webb
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Stars: Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Jamie Foxx
Review: I am utterly appalled by how horrendous this movie is. I honestly cannot wrap my mind around how this thing got made (or at least got released in this condition). The movie starts with a plot line that you couldnt care less about. Remember Peters parents from the first movie? No, well thats because no one cared about them. Thankfully we get to see even more of their completely intriguing back story here… just kidding. It sucks a lot. The opening scenes involving them are plagued with horrible acting, choppy editing, poor directing, and bad, clichéd dialog. In fact, this trend continues through a lot of the movie.Scenes involving Paul Giamatti and his horrible Russian accent are laughable. He seems to have just stepped out of a cartoon. I know this is a comic book movie, but even in the fun world they are trying to create this just doesnt fit. I see what they wanted to do but this scene is just so poorly done. Spider-Man is just not that funny, and again it seems to be choppily edited and poorly written. Even Gwens decent speech(which way too obviously foreshadows her death) is ruined by putting stupid action sequences over it.A similar scenario comes up with Jamie Foxxs Max Dillon. He seems to be confused about what movie he is in. Imagine if you multiplied Jim Carreys Riddler from Batman Forever ten-fold. That is Foxxs character here. The performance and dialog is truly cringe-worthy, and he has absolutely no motivation for anything he does other than the fact that hes crazy and loves Spider-Man (that is until he forgets his name). The Osborn family is just as bad. As Norman dies, he tells his son Harry (who we are somehow supposed to give a crap about) that he has the same disease. The whole scene is pretty bad and although they try to explain away why they spend their last moments together fighting and why they make a teenager the head of a company, that doesnt make it better. By the time Harry and Electro decide to work together (shocker…), the movie really just becomes so horribly awful it is beyond repair. Almost every scene becomes just so laughable and the ones that arent have a completely different tone. Its like five different people directed the movie. It has no idea if it wants to be serious or not. Then, with only thirty minutes left of the movie, we get this whole scene that seems to only exist to set up a Sinister Six spin-off and make Harry the Green Goblin just so he can kill Gwen and leave room for a new leading actress in a sequel. Electro and Green Goblin are then both easily defeated (and put to the side immediately afterward), and although they try to show that Peter doesnt want to fight Harry it doesnt really work because we only just became aware of their relationship. There are a couple funny lines here and there, but everything is just so uninteresting. Harrys search for a cure is boring because he is essentially a stranger and no one even seems interested in it (especially Dane DeHaan), everything involving Electro is frustrating to watch, all of Aunt Mays scenes are poor because Sally Field seems to just be phoning it in, and even Peter and Gwens relationship begins to become boring and repetitive. Everything in the movie exists only to move the plot along. And at times it seems its not even trying to move this movies plot forward but instead step up sequels and spin-offs. Everything in the movies plot is connected but not because its a smart film, but because it is relying on coincidence. I honestly cant explain how bad many of these scenes are. Throughout it, you keep asking… Was that really the best take? Were those really the best lines you could have possibly written? Was any of this even scripted? Like did you intend to make a film or did it just kind of happen accidentally and you figured hey just stitch all this random crap together and add in some CGI…It will be fine? Well, sorry to tell you Sony but it wasnt. Despite all this, there are some good things. Andrew Garfield is still a pr…


12 septembre 2014

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 2014 (Eng) BluRay

Publié par Veris Tennvic dans Action, Adventure, Fantasy
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Size: 815 mb
Files: 3

Language: English
Runtime: 142 min
Subtitles: German
Frame Rate: 23.9 fps
Video Bitrate: 5428 Kb/sec
Audio Bitrate: 320 kbps
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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 2014 torrent

Year: 2014
Director: Marc Webb
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Stars: Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Jamie Foxx
Review: I am utterly appalled by how horrendous this movie is. I honestly cannot wrap my mind around how this thing got made (or at least got released in this condition). The movie starts with a plot line that you couldnt care less about. Remember Peters parents from the first movie? No, well thats because no one cared about them. Thankfully we get to see even more of their completely intriguing back story here… just kidding. It sucks a lot. The opening scenes involving them are plagued with horrible acting, choppy editing, poor directing, and bad, clichéd dialog. In fact, this trend continues through a lot of the movie.Scenes involving Paul Giamatti and his horrible Russian accent are laughable. He seems to have just stepped out of a cartoon. I know this is a comic book movie, but even in the fun world they are trying to create this just doesnt fit. I see what they wanted to do but this scene is just so poorly done. Spider-Man is just not that funny, and again it seems to be choppily edited and poorly written. Even Gwens decent speech(which way too obviously foreshadows her death) is ruined by putting stupid action sequences over it.A similar scenario comes up with Jamie Foxxs Max Dillon. He seems to be confused about what movie he is in. Imagine if you multiplied Jim Carreys Riddler from Batman Forever ten-fold. That is Foxxs character here. The performance and dialog is truly cringe-worthy, and he has absolutely no motivation for anything he does other than the fact that hes crazy and loves Spider-Man (that is until he forgets his name). The Osborn family is just as bad. As Norman dies, he tells his son Harry (who we are somehow supposed to give a crap about) that he has the same disease. The whole scene is pretty bad and although they try to explain away why they spend their last moments together fighting and why they make a teenager the head of a company, that doesnt make it better. By the time Harry and Electro decide to work together (shocker…), the movie really just becomes so horribly awful it is beyond repair. Almost every scene becomes just so laughable and the ones that arent have a completely different tone. Its like five different people directed the movie. It has no idea if it wants to be serious or not. Then, with only thirty minutes left of the movie, we get this whole scene that seems to only exist to set up a Sinister Six spin-off and make Harry the Green Goblin just so he can kill Gwen and leave room for a new leading actress in a sequel. Electro and Green Goblin are then both easily defeated (and put to the side immediately afterward), and although they try to show that Peter doesnt want to fight Harry it doesnt really work because we only just became aware of their relationship. There are a couple funny lines here and there, but everything is just so uninteresting. Harrys search for a cure is boring because he is essentially a stranger and no one even seems interested in it (especially Dane DeHaan), everything involving Electro is frustrating to watch, all of Aunt Mays scenes are poor because Sally Field seems to just be phoning it in, and even Peter and Gwens relationship begins to become boring and repetitive. Everything in the movie exists only to move the plot along. And at times it seems its not even trying to move this movies plot forward but instead step up sequels and spin-offs. Everything in the movies plot is connected but not because its a smart film, but because it is relying on coincidence. I honestly cant explain how bad many of these scenes are. Throughout it, you keep asking… Was that really the best take? Were those really the best lines you could have possibly written? Was any of this even scripted? Like did you intend to make a film or did it just kind of happen accidentally and you figured hey just stitch all this random crap together and add in some CGI…It will be fine? Well, sorry to tell you Sony but it wasnt. Despite all this, there are some good things. Andrew Garfield is still a pr…


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